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You know what? Today I'm going to blog. Yesterday, was just the most fun I've had in ages. Never before has SRS Sydney ever had so much fun in one night without getting in trouble (well, relatively).

And kudos to Tim's BBQ for serving up a damn good meal. Except for what Mark had which looked a bit bland though Moss' and Darren's just looked absolutely delicious. It's rare for SRS to have such a civilised meal but thanks to Chris being there, we acted like big boys. Even though we did scare the living shit out of everyone in the place. Seriously, if a bear and a panda walks in, how would you react?

And thanks to Darren for bothering to come to Hornsby out of all places. I'm sure if we did end up getting into a fight with those lad kids, your extra fist would help us win. Especially for all that 825 mayhem we created. And when that security guy came, he shit brix.

Anyway, here's to lookin' at you.

Thursday 9 July 2009 @ 11:40 pm

I've decided to leave this blog open thanks some friendly advice (you know who you are) but probably blog every rarely so often.

Monday 6 July 2009 @ 5:24 pm

As of this Friday when I get home from school, I'll be closing this blog.

It's been a whole year and there's nothing else I want to do but thank everyone who bothered coming here to read my bitchin'.

Maybe sometime in future I'll start blogging again but don't really have any real intention of bothering since it's not like I ever blog anything good.

Yup, bye.

Friday 26 June 2009 @ 12:01 am

Hey, I'm 17.

Fuck.

Monday 22 June 2009 @ 10:02 pm

This week has been a blur. Heaps of work. The pressure is starting to set in. Fucking english speech is worst out of them all. Can't be fucked.

Thursday 18 June 2009 @ 4:50 pm

So I stayed up until two thirty in the morning waiting for the new iPhone OS 3.0 to release to Australia and the work. Unfortunately, it didn't release and that peeved me pretty bad so I just went to sleep. Couple hours later before going to school, I do a quick check and it's been released. I download it and guess what? The activation servers are too busy. Apple should have forseen this coming but they probably didn't expect THAT many people to install the update at the same time.

Well I'm home now and about fourty minutes ago, I installed the update and I'm rather pleased with the updates. Okay so there isn't that compass stuff, that voice command or video play. But honestly, the video would only record thirty seconds anyway and compass is useless because it's called the sun and voice command? Don't need any more fancy gimmicks to please this asian kid.

There is one thing that's on my mind.. No auto-focus for the camera? Sure it's not really that needed but it would be nice but doesn't really matter. Anyway, it's good.

Tuesday 16 June 2009 @ 11:59 pm

People these days with their fucking massive e-penis'. If they want to talk big and think you're so top shit, why don't you put away your e-penis and bring out the fucking real goods before you have a real go at us. The nerve of some people to argue with facts about them being "nice" when that has almost nothing at all to do with honesty. Well let's see here.. Mr. McFaggot tells us his incrudelous $600 a day habit. Now let's do some math. That's about 1500 minutes of your life wasted, and OH WOW, that's fucking 25 hours a day.

Mr. McFaggot, please take a big black one and put it where the sun won't shine ever again before you find the balls to become a mega-hypocrite and blow yourself.

Friday 12 June 2009 @ 4:57 pm

The sheer bloody stupidity of a pretentious cunt is not observing the fucking obviousness around them and not knowing that they're really a cunt themselves and seemingly a big mindfuck to the rest of society known as constant thorn in their arse wondering if there's any fucking cure for said stupidity and mental scarring caused from retardation of the human ego in its own vain shitty self for not recognising when to give the fuck up and go take a shit behind a dumpster and wallow in it until their balls finally drop and learn to harden the fuck up and stop pounding on the little guy while sitting in a box full of llama droppings from the fucking sixteenth century until the one day when they realise that nobody else gives a big fucking whoop about how fucking shitted up their self vanity goes almost as if there's a twenty foot twig with fucking thorns all over is shoved in places where the sun don't shine or even infact complete darkness would even visit for a bloody second because of all that disgusting stuffing that's been building up there for fucking decades and deserve to have an Ethiopian doctor operate in it with a hacksaw and a bunch of fucking colouring pencils.

Also, Australia is so fucked.

Thursday 11 June 2009 @ 1:15 pm

So once again I sit at home alone because I'm too sick to go to school and still really fucking bored and time meaningly passes away when I could be doing something useful like my history assignment or that business assignment or even all that bloody engineering shit that's just sitting in the kitchen gathering dust and making me look smart and hard working when all that it's really there is to hold up all my shit that's lying everywhere on that table and right now outside my neighbours are talking really fucking loudly with their friends and it's really annoying considering how quiet the rest of the street is and if it weren't for them there would be actual peace right fucking now but no they have to talk on their phone outside their fucking house in this shitass cold weather which by the way has frozen itself a massive giant cock which is probably shooting blanks anyway as a matter of fact there is nothing really to do at home so I might as well fap away until I start shooting blanks myself since the weather has completely frozen most of my limbs anyway and I'm starting to think that anyone reading this shit is getting tired from all that lack of punctuation but here you are an end ready right now period.

Tuesday 9 June 2009 @ 9:04 pm

And so it nears another end of the middle-year. And the beginning of winter. Winter.. Fucking winter.. Big cocksucking winter. Ten degree mornings are not good.

Friday 5 June 2009 @ 7:50 pm

I lost my jacket. That's the first thing I've lost all year and it's made me sad. And just in time for winter..