Tuesday 30 December 2008 @ 10:35 pm
The second last day of 2008. What a weird year. I don't remember anything at all. Toooooooooooooooooooooo much crack. Anyway, happy new year to everyone.
Monday 29 December 2008 @ 7:24 pm
Yay for Darren for bringing his fat Malaysian ass up north to Sydney.
Sunday 28 December 2008 @ 9:28 pm
It seems that Team LOL from Perth tried to pick a fight with Jimmy from DSM in Brissy. Just because of a little friendly criticism from Jimmy at one of LOL's new Hakone videos, they take it to the next level and start talking shit about him. Let me say this about LOL.. I remember when one of their members, AZZA (Arnold), started hacking the international IR and really really pissed off a number of people all around the world. Especially after entering his name in the Mileage IR for the masterful Hong Kong DEVIL. And then there's Kadeem. From what I hear from my sources, Kadeem is some crackhead ADHDx1000. Well, that's all I can be bothered to rant about these stupid wankers. Oh and by the way, GO DSM & RTS!
Saturday 27 December 2008 @ 5:18 pm
Another day passes, another day wasted. So bored. Bored enough to blog on such a fine day... Oh wait, it's raining now.
Thursday 25 December 2008 @ 5:22 pm
My 100th post for this blog! Yay.
Last night, while driving, a bloody mosquito got me four times on my arms. Stupid... mosquito. Today was nothing that good. I got a Barbie from the Disney Princess collection for Christmas. That's always new.
Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone.
Tuesday 23 December 2008 @ 5:51 pm
Monday 22 December 2008 @ 7:46 pm
I got a letter from school to tell my parents that I'm failing in math. And they send it NOW? Not allowed to go out now. Stupid Normanhurst, fucking me over at the worst possible moment.
Sunday 21 December 2008 @ 10:51 pm
DX. Not as initially bad as I thought. Actually pretty good, only the extra twenty stages were annoying, especially since I shaded my Z there. The new titles are pretty cool as well. Getting close to S9 now. Almost...
Saturday 20 December 2008 @ 12:38 pm
And now the federal government is trying to censor the internet with some massive filter imposed all ISPs. This is absolute bullshit and deprives Australia rights of freedom in a sense. We can't view the content we want, they're even going to lengths such as blocking off certain social networking sites and blogs glorifying "unwanted content". That's right, even blogs.
A funny thing came up a while ago, a picture of Senator Stephen Conroy (Minister of Broadband and Communications), was actually blocked because it apparently was portrayed as "erotic" by the filter. This brings up a level of humility, curiosity, and reliability in the mandatory filter. If they even blocked their own Senator (a joke?), what other kinds of stuff will they block? Maybe we can't even contact people overseas if certain international strains come in.
Honestly, I don't think anyone can believe that Labor would actually do something like this to us. Everyone deserves freedom whether it be a degree of little to anything. We should get a say in this rather than just impose such an act after being voted into power. Although it has always been on their agenda since they came into power, this kind of shit will not be tolerated.
Friday 19 December 2008 @ 8:51 pm
Today, I did the unbelieveable. I cbf'd MT. Well, for like 10 minutes. But it's a start. Dance Dance Revolution for the win!
Thursday 18 December 2008 @ 10:57 pm
Here it comes...
I am getting put off MT now. Stupid DX has so many damn changes, and most of them are annoying. I'm going to cut down, save money, and go buy a real car or something nice. Hope you're all happy.
Monday 15 December 2008 @ 12:44 am
Dear Joker,
CALM THE FUCK DOWN, YOU FUCKING CLOWN!!
Regards,
Batman
Because you didn't give me my fucking pillz.
Sincerely,
Joker
@ 12:22 am
Dear Joker,
CALM THE FUCK DOWN, YOU FUCKING CLOWN!!
Regards,
Batman
Saturday 13 December 2008 @ 12:57 pm
So, I'm too lazy to cover the Normo formal and Akhil's afterparty so I'll just say they were damn fun. Good times, no more school.
Wednesday 10 December 2008 @ 9:58 pm
Our Normo formal is tomorrow night. I wonder what kind of crazy idiot is going to try crash that. Just randomly row out to the boat and somehow get onboard... It would be nice to see someone do something crazy like that.
Tuesday 9 December 2008 @ 12:15 am
The formal was surprisingly good? My balls are in so much pain from all that grinding. But thanks to Damo, Mitch, Mark and Roz for joining in for all that hardcore dancing. And Emily, I KICKED YOUR ASS!
Sunday 7 December 2008 @ 11:31 pm
I got threatened on WME:
oi you wanna be a smartass?
fkn ill come down to sydney and get the marrickville boyz, nd the fkn cabra boyz on youh. dont fuck with me, next time show me where to go instead of telling me off acting like a hard cunt.
What's wrong with that guy? Honestly, some people these days...
@ 4:13 pm
I cannot stress how awesome this CraigList advertisement is:
NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County)
OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.
This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.
It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.
There's only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.
Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.
To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.
Rock on.
Saturday 6 December 2008 @ 10:34 am
Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit.
3'48"105
Friday 5 December 2008 @ 6:07 pm
Well, community service is over. Good and bad thing. Good thing, I'm away from all those screaming kids who keep yelling "WAKE UP GEOFF" at me. Bad thing, have to go back to school? Fuck that.
Monday 1 December 2008 @ 7:06 pm
Community service. Fucking kids. So annoying. I'm double your size, double your age, respect. Next time, I'll kill you.