MT is melting my brain. I need rehab or some shit like that. Life is generally sucky right now. Not much to blog about... Except... Let me think... Oh yeah, Ormistan. What the fuck you stupid bitch? Don't fucking tell us off for being light-hearted and fun when you know it's a good thing to do at this age and just because you can't join and your life is more fucked up than mine, not a good enough excuse to tell us off for acting like seals (Daniel). I fucking hate Normanhurst.
Tuesday 29 July 2008 @ 9:33 pm
oo1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? Depends on what kind of betrayal but my reaction would most likely be, "what the fuck?"
oo2. If you had to choose one song to listen to for the rest of your life, which one would it be? Darlin' by Between the Trees.
oo3. What will your dream wedding be like? Big?
oo4. What/who can you always depend on to get rid of boredom? MAXIMUM TUNE! or if I can't, good ol' friends.
oo5. What's your ideal lover like? Asian?
oo6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone? You know what's really blessed? Ecstacy. Not the low concentrate. I'm talking 100% pure MDMA.
oo8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do? Absolutely nothing.
oo9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days? Clinical depression? Doesn't that just fully explain itself.
o11. Is being tagged fun? Sure, why not.
o12. How do you see yourself in ten years time? Not dead.
o13. What's the one popular thing that you can't stand at all? umm. i dunno. seriously i dunno.
o14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is? (Y)
o15. Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor? Both and neither. It's a very mysterious world out there, I reckon I could fit both of them together.
o16. What is the first thing you do every morning? Wonder why I bothered waking up.
o17. What are you looking forward to today? Sleep.
o18. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick? The other one.
o19. What's up for the weekend? Work, sleep, MT forum. What else yo?
o20. What type of friends do you dislike? The ones that snitch on your ass and think they can get away with it.
And one more thing... Vasan, blue clubs suck.
Monday 28 July 2008 @ 5:42 pm
Current weather: Fucked up.
I sick of all the rain and wind. Seriously, one at a time would be alright, but BOTH at the same time is just a completely and utter bitch. I feel sorry for Jono, he should really get a jumper or something. Or at least go to lost property and "borrow" one.
So. Much. Money. For. MT. I'm starting to constantly crave a game, just like my dad craving a cigarette.
I'm currently not in any mood to rant at all.
You know, cbf.
Thursday 24 July 2008 @ 9:46 pm
Who wants to hear a Nazi math question?
"A bomber aircraft on take-off carries tweolve dozen bombs, each weighing ten kilos. The aircraft takes off for Warsaw, international centre of Jews. It bombs the town. On take-off with all the bombs on board and a fuel tank containing 100 kilos of fuel, the aircraft weighed about eight tons. When it returns from the crusade, there are still 230 kilos of fuel left. What is the weight of the aircraft when empty?"
Isn't it just a total 'lol'd' question?
Wednesday 23 July 2008 @ 7:01 pm
My dick cost a late night fee, Your dick got the HIV. My dick plays on the double feature screen, Your dick went straight to DVD.
My dick bigger than a bridge, Your dick look like a little kids. My dick large like the chargers (the whole team), Your shit look like you're fourteen.
My dick locked in a cage (right), Your dick suffer from stage fright. My dick so hot its stolen, Your dick look like Gary Coleman.
My dick pain and big, Your dick stinks like shit. My dick got a Your dick needs a tweezer dude.
My dick is like supersize, Your dick look like two fries. My dick more mass than the Earth, Your dick half staff (it needs work).
My dick been there done that, Your dick said so My dick, V.I.P., Your shit needs I.D.
My dick need no introduction, Your dick don't even function.
My dick served a whole lunch-in, Your dick, it look like a munchkin.
My dick size of a pumpkin, Your dick look like Mackauley Culkin. My dick good good lovin', Your dick good for nothin'.
My dick bench pressed 350, Your dick couldnt shotlift at thrifty. My dick pretty damn skimpy, Your dick hungry as a hippy.
My dick don't fit down the chimney, Your dick is like a kid from the Philippine.
My dick is like an M16, Your dick, broken vending machine.
My dick parts the seas, Your dick
My dick rumble in the jungle, Your dick got touched by your uncle.
My dick goes to yoga, Your dick fruit roll up.
My dick grade a beef, Your dick made a geek.
My dick sick and dangerous, Your dick quick and painless.
My dick 'nuff said., Your dick
My dick bit off your face. Your dick, never even existed.
Tuesday 22 July 2008 @ 7:17 pm
Fucking school. So fucking boring. And to Mrs fucking Ellen, give up already. If we're not going to listen to you on the first day back, might as well get fucked already and quit your job as a dyslexic teacher and go work at the slaughter house.
In other news, I recently tried the 'Devil May Cry 4' demo for PC. Let me tell you that it's an all-rounda no bars bash 'em all game. Sword AND guns?! A combination you can't hate. Basically a total guy game, but I don't wanna get too sexist here.
Monday 21 July 2008 @ 10:03 pm
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay [K-Kumar; G-GeorgeW.Bush]
K: Wait, so you get high and put people in jail for doing the same thing? G: Yu-huh. K: That's so hypocritical! G: Well, lemme tell you something Kumar. Do you like giving handjobs? K: Eugh, no. G: Do you like getting handjobs? K: Yeh! G: Well that makes you a fucking hypo-criser yourself. Now shut the fuck up... And smoke my weed.
Let's all watch that movie.
Sunday 20 July 2008 @ 9:09 pm
Today's driving log: - 3.02 hours - 98 kilometres
Lots of fun. I guess that's my day.
Saturday 19 July 2008 @ 6:54 pm
Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face.
Friday 18 July 2008 @ 11:51 pm
Current mood: Fuckin' angry.
@ 8:59 pm
Emos. You heard me, emos. You can't not hate them, and if you don't, you're either: A) emo or B) Wemo. Now, I'm pretty damn sure everyone has seen them, if not a whole communion of them, but what you're really seeing, are insecure young children (or even possibly grown people) thinking that what they're doing is 'cool'. Let me tell you now and here, that dressing completely in black, piercing your nose, nipple, lip, etc., and listening ONLY to some of the following bands: My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional, From First to Last (just to name a few). That isn't good, infact you're only making it easier for people to subgenre these bands for making good music but seemingly calling it "emo" simply because these fags out there continuously listening to it.
Right now you could be thinking, "Well Geoffrey, you only wear black and listen to those bands and wanna get your nose, nipple, lip etc. pierced" Well -person-, fuck you too. As for the black clothing, it's just a habit and a coincidence that I only have black shirts, because I can't be bothered to buy any other shirts, and a lot of people are only familiar when i wear black, so fuck you. With the music bit, take second look at Riddima, and call her 'emo/scene' and see the fury you get from just that. Also, I want to get piereced in those locations because, not because I'm some stupid emo faggot who doesn't appreciate life and can't even commit suicide normally, it's because I reckon it'll differenciate me as a whole rather than another Asian kid (that's right, I impractically called myself Asian).
What was I raging about again? Oh yeah, EMOS! Fuck them, they need a real life. Cutting themselves all the time for no reason but to only make themself look like homosexuals on purpose is not good. 1. You can donate that blood if you really, really don't want it rather than having it drip in your EMO blood cup (maybe that's just what I think). 2. If you want endorphines, you go to a hospital and say you got shot. Surely they'll give you some sort of pain-relieving medicine.
I remember the good 'ol days back before the 90's when emo was an actual subgenre of music that expresses life through raw emotional lyrics. Now, its just a fad. A complete and absolute fad.
@ 3:19 pm
Contrary to the tag you might have seen in my Cbox, I don't like penis. I actually prefer the opposite thing.
Anyway, Need for Speed: Carbon is off the fucking roof. Gotta love that drift coming straight 'round the corner going 180km/h on a ninety degree angle. So much fun I would play again right now but can't be fucked. Yet. Maybe later tonight...
I haven't had any coffee all morning. Surprise much?
Thursday 17 July 2008 @ 11:28 pm
The Dark Knight.
Juxataposed to the 'White Knight' (Harvery Dent)?
Man, that is one awesome movie. I don't want to ruin it for anybody, but I'll say this:
...Heath Ledger ain't Heath Ledger in this movie...
Once you watch it, you'll see what I mean.
Wednesday 16 July 2008 @ 9:59 pm
Alright, I got another book to jerk about (don't take that the wrong way, it'll only hurt yourself) and I don't wanna get any shit just because of it. I agree with some of you though, I am fucking illiterate. That's right. Anyway, on with my 'job'...
[There will be spoilers and shit like that]
Harry Potter.
Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's right. That bastard. Some of you might feel sorry for him because both his parents are dead, and most of his friends think he's some kind of asshole because he has always got to save the day from that BAMF Voldemort. J.K Rowling must have been high on weed to make up these names, eh?
So, we got the cool name for the two anti-heroes. One kills because he thinks it's right, and most of the time it is. And another kills for the sole enjoyment of it, and because it does benefit him. If God existed (and I'm not saying he doesn't), he would come down and personally beat the fuck out of everyone who was involved in the making of this book. Not only does it mock Christianity and related religious ideas, it actually gets a kick. Finacially speaking that is. With all the money made from the Harry Potter series/franchise, you could buy enough weed for the whole of fucking Australia. Though, I do agree with some of the developing themes in this series. Dark and tragic times suffering from that wizarding world. Does anyone, aka "Muggles", actually notice or even seemingly give a flying fuck? No. Because they have no idea what's going on behind the scenes. If Pauline "Fucking" Hanson was a witch, they'd all be fucked. Every single one of 'em Muggles.
There are some things that do put a hitch in my intrigue... Why would they bother concealing magic from the non-magical-people-cunts? Are they achieving anything? This asshole here [aka me] says, absolutely not. If only anything, it's more damaging because anything that they accidently reveal, has to be covered up and hidden from the others. If you don't want anyone to find out about the crazy shit you are doing, then just tell them and get it over and done with. Don't waste anyone's time by making this harder than it already is.
And what's with all the black and shit? Is Slytherin all that bad? Is this just another discrimating piece of shit? Why not? You got Ravenclaw [blue eagle, or 'raven'], Gryfindor [gold or yellow or red or something, lion], Hufflepuff [what the fuck? yellow badger thing], and Slytherin [green 'n' black]. Good 'ol Slytherin always manages to "slither in", geddit? Gryfindor always seem to have all the people who take heaps of shit to make themselves proud of being a bunch of courageous douchebags. If I pointed a M16 in your face, you wouldn't exactly be pointing your wand at me, would you? And I simply have no idea what the fuck kind of useless shit the other two cunts are up to [Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff]. Why black gotta be portrayed as evil? For those who have watched Constantine starring Keanu Reeves, you'll notice how Gabriel is portayed an androgyne who uses the colour white to deceive. Getting the message? And when darkness befalls midway the movie, black seems to actually do good with John Constantine himself being an awesome example.
Anyway, to finish my point. Harry Potter derives its lively hood through robbing people of their own self-imagination. If I want my alter-ego cast by some cool magical spell to be a kitten, I'll fucking do it myself thank you rather than have my "personality" belittle me in what I really want to be.
So fuck off.
@ 9:04 pm
Recently, I read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' by Harper Lee. That book taught me that the white man really is a selffish bitchass motherfucker, despite people like Atticus taking a stand for the minority. True to word, the minorities really do have the most power, but it's people like Bob Ewell (for those who have read the book) that fuck up lives of others because they can't stand being the one shunned and looked down upon. So what if you're poor, you can barely read and right, and you literally live next to a dump? That isn't a good enough reason to make up some make belief story about how a black man raped your daughter. [SPOILERS ABOUND] If he didn't coop us his daughter, and the other seven children, she wouldn't resort to such desparate means of a chance at love. Honestly, what the fuck was she thinking? Even if she did send all her siblings for some fucking ice-cream, ever think that MAYBE your dad might MAYBE peek through the window to see what's up? And seriously, c'mon, you don't have to go alone with his bullshit story of some "nigga-beating rape" to protect your dad especially if he's been such a dick to you for so long. I'm sure most people out there would be pretty pissed off if their dad was like. I know I am. But are you? Anyway, this book is just a plain piece of shit goodness. Though it might make your mind narrowed down to simple discrimination, or actually open up a world of possibilities, read it. Now. The Hypnotoad commands you to.
Also, I can't believe this is the ONLY book Harper Lee ever wrote in her life. Did she bother with anything else? No. Why? Because it won a Pulitzer Prize, was made into an amazing film two years later (not to mention Gregory Peck being in it), and has sold over thirty million copies. Finch? Mockingbird? Peck? Fuck this shit, I need some more Coke.
@ 8:29 pm
Dude, like totally cbf.
@ 7:14 pm
Anger rage at customers... in my head. They should shut up and not argue with me, especially since I'm the one with bloody eighteen months experience on the job rather than their three minute observation of the menuboards. Seriously want to tell them off, or get one of the knives in the back and shove it straight into their throat and then we'll see who'll correct who. "Grow a dick ma'am, then come back and tell me that I am making the Berry Indulgence wrong." Wow, go me for in-blog advertising.
@ 7:08 pm
Expresso with double shots again. And, of course, a Latte with like ten sugars. Damn that expresso tastes like shit, but at least it keeps me awake and alive for work. Seven and a half hours straight, no lunch break, just continuous work. More work tomorrow night, four days in a row. Not bad, eh?
@ 6:50 pm
It's stress! Way to go that curry kid who tasted five ice-creams while we were busy and deciding NOT to buy anything at all... WAY TO GO mr. Pope and your goddamn motorcade/Popemobile. This shit is not tolerable! Can't you just, you know, stay in the Vatican? I hear it's pretty nice this time of year.
Tuesday 15 July 2008 @ 10:10 pm
I just realised, I haven't played any MT since like... TUESDAY! That is so fucked!
@ 8:30 pm
Remember kiddies, having five coffees with ten packets of sugar each, is not a good idea. Especially when you're overstressed while working at an ice-cream store. Life has been revamped and I'm proud of it. No more smoking, or drinking, or even going near any illicit drugs. Hopefully, I can end this year happily. ;D
@ 8:15 pm
And you say I'm a stupid asian? Learn some fucking english, then come back and order a "Mongo Bango", stupid fucker. I've had enough of those asian people who don't even know how to speak english and try buy something. Honestly, if you're smart enough to get into Macquarie Uni, you gotta have some sort of understanding of the english language. I love ranting. Occasionally you get those asian oldies who, understandably, wish to speak to someone who can speak Chinese or something, and I completely agree, "fine with me, I'll go call over someone." But to those kids in Uni, you ain't hardcore just because you can read "Mango Bongo" without having to stop every two letters to recount what you just read.
I need some fuckin' RnR.
@ 8:04 pm
YEH I'M JUST GONNA BLOG AGAIN!!
Once, some idiot asked where Big W was. I was just like "== look behind you...". Seriously, how dumb can you get? Can't wait until Friday ;D
@ 8:02 pm
I just want to start off, WORLD YOUTH DAY IS A FUCKING GYP!
It makes work a total bitch, even more than it is now. Fucking hell.
I'm sick of everyone and their fucking complaints, and continued direction asking. It's called a directory and you should use it. Some people don't even know where the flying fuck the carpark is! (it's 200 metres to the left...)
THE DARKNESS IS A TOTAL ENVELOPING TERROR! or maybe my tea is frying my brain. hmm...
Could this be out of line? (Could this be out of line?) To say you're the only one breaking me down like this You're the only one I would take a shot on Keep me hanging on so contagiously
;D
Thursday 10 July 2008 @ 9:18 pm
Wow, everyone stare at the trippy Asian kid who has a trippy blog. Oh well, FUN!
Today I witness one of my childhood enjoyments cast ashunder. SOME ASSHOLE BURNT DOWN THE FUCKIN' HELICOPTER!!