One thing that really kicked me in the arse. Edward Cullen. If you make something in a story too good and/or powerful, it just makes it shit. Even Wolverine is an asshole and does the dumbest shit ever sometimes. Edward Cullen is just too blahblah. The way he is described just makes him sound like the most perfect human male (well maybe scratch the human bit) ever. That might be the that Meyer is trying to get to us but think of all those young souls getting crushed? All those little fangirls just obsessing over someone completely imaginary.

And fuck's sake, the movie sells to me even worse. I'd even go as far as saying I'd prefer watching Harry fucking Potter again. And that shit really makes me rage hard. I'm sure Mr. Constipation would be relieved once someone shoved a twenty inch vibrator up his fucking arsehole and keep pushing until it bursts out of where his cock should be.

I have nothing more to say other than I am sorely disappointed at all the 'good' reception towards the series. I've started reading New Moon and currently on it's third chapter. The first five fucking fuckpages have already rattled my disappointment and absolute boredom. Maybe something awesome will hopefully happen..