Alright, I got another book to jerk about (don't take that the wrong way, it'll only hurt yourself) and I don't wanna get any shit just because of it. I agree with some of you though, I am fucking illiterate. That's right. Anyway, on with my 'job'...
[There will be spoilers and shit like that]
Harry Potter.
Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's right. That bastard. Some of you might feel sorry for him because both his parents are dead, and most of his friends think he's some kind of asshole because he has always got to save the day from that BAMF Voldemort. J.K Rowling must have been high on weed to make up these names, eh?
So, we got the cool name for the two anti-heroes. One kills because he thinks it's right, and most of the time it is. And another kills for the sole enjoyment of it, and because it does benefit him. If God existed (and I'm not saying he doesn't), he would come down and personally beat the fuck out of everyone who was involved in the making of this book. Not only does it mock Christianity and related religious ideas, it actually gets a kick. Finacially speaking that is. With all the money made from the Harry Potter series/franchise, you could buy enough weed for the whole of fucking Australia. Though, I do agree with some of the developing themes in this series. Dark and tragic times suffering from that wizarding world. Does anyone, aka "Muggles", actually notice or even seemingly give a flying fuck? No. Because they have no idea what's going on behind the scenes. If Pauline "Fucking" Hanson was a witch, they'd all be fucked. Every single one of 'em Muggles.
There are some things that do put a hitch in my intrigue... Why would they bother concealing magic from the non-magical-people-cunts? Are they achieving anything? This asshole here [aka me] says, absolutely not. If only anything, it's more damaging because anything that they accidently reveal, has to be covered up and hidden from the others. If you don't want anyone to find out about the crazy shit you are doing, then just tell them and get it over and done with. Don't waste anyone's time by making this harder than it already is.
And what's with all the black and shit? Is Slytherin all that bad? Is this just another discrimating piece of shit? Why not? You got Ravenclaw [blue eagle, or 'raven'], Gryfindor [gold or yellow or red or something, lion], Hufflepuff [what the fuck? yellow badger thing], and Slytherin [green 'n' black]. Good 'ol Slytherin always manages to "slither in", geddit? Gryfindor always seem to have all the people who take heaps of shit to make themselves proud of being a bunch of courageous douchebags. If I pointed a M16 in your face, you wouldn't exactly be pointing your wand at me, would you? And I simply have no idea what the fuck kind of useless shit the other two cunts are up to [Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff]. Why black gotta be portrayed as evil? For those who have watched Constantine starring Keanu Reeves, you'll notice how Gabriel is portayed an androgyne who uses the colour white to deceive. Getting the message? And when darkness befalls midway the movie, black seems to actually do good with John Constantine himself being an awesome example.
Anyway, to finish my point. Harry Potter derives its lively hood through robbing people of their own self-imagination. If I want my alter-ego cast by some cool magical spell to be a kitten, I'll fucking do it myself thank you rather than have my "personality" belittle me in what I really want to be.